Wednesday 3 November 2010

Very lucky moggy!

We've had high drama at home this week. One of the cats decided to cross the road unaccompanied by a human on Monday evening and wallop! It was apparently hit by a car, precipitating an all out torchlight search of the back gardens as she had gone to ground. Five hours she was missing for, and it was awful to see my favourite hooman so upset, although I don't understand why she is so attached to the flea bitten things. All they do is roam the neighbourhood getting into fights, picking up fleas and giving them to us and murdering the local mouse population.

I tell you, we dogs are not allowed to get up to that sort of stuff.... they don't even know basic commands. If they sat at the kerb like we do and crossed only when the road was clear, none of it would have happened.

Thursday 28 October 2010

A tale of neglect

Well, the humans have been neglecting my blog again! It's been ages since they let me have access to the computer. Perhaps they are worried that word of our miserable existence will get out to the wider world?

Our measly two meals a day.... our one jumbone (mini) after the paltry hour-long route march around Danson Lake... the enforced sleeping arrangements, where they insist on all of us sharing the one bed... the bi-monthly torture sessions from the guy with the scissors and hot air machine...

...the list is endless and I can't go into too much detail because it will have you all reaching for the phone to call doggy emergency services...

Well, I'd best be off now before they twig that I've managed to hack the PC again!

Tuesday 24 August 2010

COL walk at Lullingstone

I had a fantastic day on Sunday with about 10 of my online doggy chums from 'Cockers Online' and their humans. Not to be deterred by the impending rain storm, we all met in the visitor car park of Lullingstone Country Park in Kent before setting off on the 7-mile walk through woods and over golf course.

Check us out on the slideshow:

COL walk @ Lullingstone

Humans and dogs alike got completely soaked - although it meant that there were no complaints when us dogs with water-paws decided to have a quick swim in the river! After three hours we got home soggy, happy and tired and just in time for a nice roast dinner...

Thursday 19 August 2010

Make mine a cold one!

We've been making the most of the light and dry evenings this August, and last night we took the humans for a walk round the lake and then to the pub in the park, where we meet up with some of our doggy chums.

They were really quite well behaved - they didn't drink too much and they talked nicely with the other humans there, with no falling out over the crisps! It's nice to see them sharing their food... although they do take a long time to get the drinks in...

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And when they do get them in, I can't help but wonder how on earth I'm supposed to drink it out of that glass?

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Wednesday 11 August 2010

Is it a dog or a pyjama case?

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.... it's me!

Listen, it's pretty darn comfy even if i do look like a spatchcock chicken in a pyjama case! What's your favourite sleeping position?

Thursday 29 July 2010

"...love is in the air"

la la, la la, la la la...... oh boy, I think I might just be a little bit in luuuuurve! I've got a new neighbour over the road and she is beau-ti-full!! Silky soft chocolate roan fur, big bronze eyes and little sharp teeth that she likes to nip my nose with (sigh)... I keep bumping in to her over the park and I think my human must have cottoned on as to how I feel, cos last night I overheard her giving her humans an invite to come and play in our garden. I'm not sure how Ruby is going to take the competition, but I'm pretty sure she knows that my love for her is strictly on a big sister basis. I've got so much to do before I see her again. I've got to get a hair cut, bath and toenail trim. This 'tache has to go and I've got to get some treats in. I wonder if she prefers bonios or rawhide chews?

Wednesday 28 July 2010

Pesky spam

And I don't mean the tinned variety, which isn't too bad if you wolf it down a bit quick like! No I mean pesky blog spam.... somebody is jamming up all my comments with foreign scroll which leads the viewer into a rather dubious 'girly' site... I mean I don't even fancy fur-free humans! My poor old paw is throbbing now with all the effort of hitting delete. Best take a nap.