Thursday 28 October 2010

A tale of neglect

Well, the humans have been neglecting my blog again! It's been ages since they let me have access to the computer. Perhaps they are worried that word of our miserable existence will get out to the wider world?

Our measly two meals a day.... our one jumbone (mini) after the paltry hour-long route march around Danson Lake... the enforced sleeping arrangements, where they insist on all of us sharing the one bed... the bi-monthly torture sessions from the guy with the scissors and hot air machine...

...the list is endless and I can't go into too much detail because it will have you all reaching for the phone to call doggy emergency services...

Well, I'd best be off now before they twig that I've managed to hack the PC again!