I've been 'Sweenied'!!!!!

I had a horrible day on Sunday. I'd been ill all weekend - which involved a vet's trip and a big injection - and I was just perking up when I sussed something 'big ' was about to happen.... Ruby was walked on her own and then left at home while the hoomans put their Sunday best on and set of with me "on foot" somewhere!

After a puzzling 40 minute walk, we turned up at the poodle parlour!! Arggghhhhhh!

Mrs S showed the man loads of pictures and gave strict instructions as to the haircut I was to have, then they buggered off to the pub over the road and let Sweeny Todd do his worse to me!

Anyway, this was the end result - the humans all seemed very pleased with me and booked me in again for two months' time...



Now, personally I think I'm a handsome pooch (I've looked in the mirror and seen the swoons that people do when they meet me) and the cut I can cope with, but why the perfume? It stinks! It's just an unnecessary touch meant to humiliate us mutts with our fellow hounds. Still, walking home I had a plan, put into action the following day when I left a nice 'present' for the hoomans on the living room floor, which I then ran through in my excitement, before jumping up for a cuddle and leaving brown paw prints all over her skirt!

Nice one! Although I reckon I'm possibly in the doghouse now!