Santa is under house arrest

There has been much hushed talk about the imminent arrival of a certain 'Mr S Claus' who, I have discovered, will be sneaking into the house while the humans are asleep to help himself to the mince pies and brandy. Not on my watch he won't!

So just imagine my surprise when I got back from my long walk in the park and apprehended him on the sofa this week. I expect they will be very pleased with me when they get home from work today to find that I have him under house arrest...